digest-o-matic

WARNING! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY PREPARED TO READ THE INFORMATION! OR YOU WILL HAVE SOME SIDE EFFECTS, ADVISED NOT TO CONSUME ANYTHING WHILE READING THIS POST :) thank you for your cooperation.

Ok, i was preparing to go to bed but i decided that i had to come to blog about my freaky alimentary canal ytd night/this early morning when the sun had not rose yet.
At 6am, i had a bad tummy upset or should say peristalsis movements in my large intestine. And i was pretty sure that the "thing" which could not be digested is quite huge compared to the diameter of my colon. And i went to the toilet and stand by :)
By 10 minutes the huge "thing" came out and i was freaked out by the size of that thing. And everything inside was relieved.
WAIT HAVEN END YET!
At 7am, tummy started hurting again, this time i thought it was cramps so i went to prepare... But it was so unbearable so i decided to go toilet again stand by and this time all the semi-solid/liquid "substances" came out :( sorry to freak u out with the disgust). THANK GOODNESS :) but have to blog it out for my future references and medical evidences.

ok, back to blog about today.
i bought new clothes at novena today at the usual hang-out.
i bought mostly shirts and auntie angie told my mum that i now had the "branded" taste.
And I BOUGHT MY FIRST SKINNY JEANS ;) happy-ness :D
hahaha, and guess wat, i total spent 184 bucks on those clothings. GOSH!
DEAR GOD, PLEASE GUIDE ME IN SAVING. AMEN :(

After that went to compass point with my family, actually wanted to go to IT fair but everyone objected (esp grandmama) because she didn't like crowded places, so no choice. So went compass point, and my mum went hunting for assessment bks for my brother (he din do well for his term 1 tests and asignments) so my mum was pissed off and bought a stack for him, but i really wonder whether the legendary ong wei jian can really finish those assessment bks and i have to teach him the algebra oh my tian! But nvm, i also want him to do well :)
DEAR LORD, PLEASE BLESS MY BROTHER AND I COMMIT HIM INTO YOUR HANDS :). GUIDE HIM IN HIS ACADEMICS AND BEHAVIOR, and let him do well in his streaming years to make my mum and YOU proud of him. THANK YOU ;) AMEN.

When i reached home, i started bugging frens on9 to help me out with the laptop crisis and sadly EVERYONE CAME UP WITH DIFFERENT BRANDS that is good :( DILEMMA! But ultimately i going to get the one that is in the school's exhibition. Acer's aspire. http://www.acer.com.sg/np/config.asp?rel=1&pn=AS.AKWOZ.C11ZE
:) so this is only one of the options.
aaron oompa showed me one which had num pad on the keypad lor! And the other features was quite good too. But that notebook is at U.S. Although there is free shipping, i didn't want to take the risk in getting the notebook :( And it is more ex than the aspire and needed to let school things get downloaded into the notebook :(
he is importing it from the U.S. well wish him luck.

thats all, got to sleep or tmr cannot wake up to go church :(
-ALISON THEE COW :X